Here is the play by play horrible experience I encountered on 9/11/02, you all wanted to hear about! Don't laugh! O.k., o.k., laugh....so does everyone else! Even our insurance lady did! I still have bad dreams! No! But, everytime I smell pig poop I tremble!!!!
I left a YW activity because I was feeling a little nauseous because of pregnancy.....
Imagine yourself on a cold fall dark night, driving the 25 mph limit next to Hog Harris' farm.... Boom.....out of no where was this!
Freakin' 900 pound pig!
Right in front of me!!! I slammed on my breaks and the pig fell over!!!!
Mud and pig yuck plastered the top of the van and my windshield!
I sat there thinking, should I get out of the car?
I was pregnant with Hunter....didn't want to be attacked by the thing!
Should I go tell Hog Harris I slammed his 900 pd. pig to the ground?
NO....I was so sacred the thing would run after me...eat my fetus!!!!!
I turned on my windshield wipers and tried to scrape off the layers of pig poop!
My van smelled like pig poop for a year!
I drove home thinking.....what is Shane gonna say?
I drove up to our home....opened the front door and yelled..."Honey, I hit a pig!!!"
He yelled back..."What? You hit a pig?"
Was this all a dream?
Well, we washed the van.....several times! Never was the same!
We called the insurance lady.....she couldn't believe it! You hit a what? No one has ever hit a pig!
Nothing special about the story....I just slammed this ghost pig! Outa no where....he was there????
Everytime I pass Hog Harris' farm I look at the little piglets saying under my breathe....I could've killed your MAMA!!!!
I don't know whatever happened to that hog of a pig??? Did she die or live?
The moral of the story....Don't leave YW early on Sept. 11th.......or you may incounter a beast!!!
10 comments:
I have never heard this story in it's entirety. SO insanely funny and unbelieveable!
HA! That is the day I was giving birth to Tia! I guess it's a day we both will never forget!! LOL!
What a crazy story! Did you just back up and drive around it or what? And BTW you totally could have claimed it on harris hogs farm. We had a farmer out here that one of it's cows got out on the road, and not only did he have to pay the damage he got a HUGE ticket!!!
I am laughing so hard right now, I can barely type! I think my favorite line was "it will eat my fetus!" I'm sure this WAS not funny at the time to you, but man it makes for a GREAT story!!! And of course picturing Shane saying "You hit WHAT?" is pretty dang funny too ;)
Tiffany,
I just put "eating my fetus" in for laughs!
Jessica,
I considered telling on Mr. Harris...the poor farmer....couldn't do it...he has enough problems to worry about it! Plus, I am married to a son of a rancher who always had there cows out too....sometimes cows get out....and no matter who well the fence is wired shut...those da-...animals find away out! So...I couldn't do it to him....
I remember hearing this story and somehow not being surprised...after all it was the Harris farm...
Although, it never tires of being one of the funniest stories ever!
This was a HILARIOUS story!! A freakin' 900 pound pig! That's too funny! I'm glad everything was okay and you're able to look back and get a laugh out of it now!
Ha. Ha. Thanks for sharing. I will be sure to drive very slowly around the farm.
That is a crazy and hilarious story! I love your family picture too! What a great blog you have and I'm glad I finally found it!
Hi Hatches from the other Hatches. Are you serious?! You poor girl that is horrible, but so funny! I will be more careful next time I drive out that way.
wow that was so cool seeing you guys even in pic i love the pig
love Tressa
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